Thursday, July 17, 2008

More zombie adventures - part 2

This is just a brief list of etiquette tips for young zombie gentlemen acting in zombie films.

* When someone tells you to wear "old clothes" they generally mean worn clothes that you don't mind treating roughly as opposed to your costume from Pirates of Penzance.
* Before creepily hitting on the makeup artist, you should probably learn her name.
* The following aren't good ways to flirt with girls you barely know: cheesy quotes from "Robin Hood Prince of Thieves," pretending to bite girls on the neck, yelling at any other guys who try to interact with said girls, following those girls everywhere they go.
* It's not nice to throw things at chubby girls who can't chase you obtain revenge.
* For the sake of the filming process maybe you shouldn't dance behind the people being filmed so that you won't be in the background of the shot. For that matter, dancing in front of those being filmed is also not good because then they can't be serious and deadly as an actor needs to be in a zombie film.

Those are the observations I made. I know there were more, but it was a month ago and memory fades!