After spending hours raking through mulch to pull out unwanted individual blades of grass, and picking decorative lava rocks out of a flower bed, I now know what Hell has in store for sinners.
No its going to restaurant by yourself with an 8, 4, 2 year old and baby. The 2 yr old eats her dinner on the floor under the table while the 4 yr old leans over the booth and visits constantly with the visibly annoyed patrons next to you. The 8 yr old loudly every 3 seconds tells the 4 yr old what to do while you consider joining the 2 yr old under the table. At least its probably quieter and no one stares at you because you can't control a bunch of little girls.
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I thought it was being perpetually stuck in a store the day after thanksgiving.
-Lisa
No its going to restaurant by yourself with an 8, 4, 2 year old and baby. The 2 yr old eats her dinner on the floor under the table while the 4 yr old leans over the booth and visits constantly with the visibly annoyed patrons next to you. The 8 yr old loudly every 3 seconds tells the 4 yr old what to do while you consider joining the 2 yr old under the table. At least its probably quieter and no one stares at you because you can't control a bunch of little girls.
Oh - I have a patio full of cracks that are full of weeds waiting for you...
I'm pretty sure the soggy-mulched-lava-rock-weed-infested garden beds would be located in Lubbock, land of many strange smells.
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