Haha! I KNOW! I almost made that one my secret of the week, but I ultimately chose the adoption one.
There were actually several to pick from that I liked, while other weeks, it can be tough because of language or nudity, or I don't really want people to think they are "my" secrets.
Okay - I have always been terrified of getting my fingers caught in those deathtraps. But really, your boobs?
My roommate and I actually discussed this one on Sunday. How close would you have to get to the 3-ring binder to get your boobs caught in it? You would practically have to be smashing it to your chest for this to be a possibility.
And how could you possibly accidentally snap your boobs in the 3 rings if you were close enough to get them caught in the first place? Where would your hands have to be? Your boobs would be taking up all the space!
I think the laws of physics would prevent this from happening...but we might need a brave soul to volunteer for a test run, just to make sure...any takers?
Janell - that's exactly what I was imagining. Innocently snapping the top ring, all the while being blind to the dangerous proximity of the bottom ring to sensitive areas....
Holy terrifying. I'm totally with Janell - I can totally see this happening. I felt it in my gut that 3 ring binders world-wide were up to no good: the bullies of the school supply world...
6 comments:
Haha! I KNOW! I almost made that one my secret of the week, but I ultimately chose the adoption one.
There were actually several to pick from that I liked, while other weeks, it can be tough because of language or nudity, or I don't really want people to think they are "my" secrets.
There is nothing irrational about that fear, just saying. . .
Okay - I have always been terrified of getting my fingers caught in those deathtraps. But really, your boobs?
My roommate and I actually discussed this one on Sunday. How close would you have to get to the 3-ring binder to get your boobs caught in it? You would practically have to be smashing it to your chest for this to be a possibility.
And how could you possibly accidentally snap your boobs in the 3 rings if you were close enough to get them caught in the first place? Where would your hands have to be? Your boobs would be taking up all the space!
I think the laws of physics would prevent this from happening...but we might need a brave soul to volunteer for a test run, just to make sure...any takers?
When you have big knockers like yours truly, you have to worry about all kinds of horrifying situations.
And in response to Ms.Pootie Pootwell, if you lean over and are closing the top ring, the bottom ring could catch...
Janell - that's exactly what I was imagining. Innocently snapping the top ring, all the while being blind to the dangerous proximity of the bottom ring to sensitive areas....
Holy terrifying. I'm totally with Janell - I can totally see this happening. I felt it in my gut that 3 ring binders world-wide were up to no good: the bullies of the school supply world...
Post a Comment